Why do I look so guilty? Because I have been caught red handed eating the red plastic berries off the Xmas tree. #sorrynotsorry

My apply today appears to have a belly button! #geneticengineering? #freakyfruit

Delusional atmosphere refers to a global, diffuse, ominous feeling of impending ill-defined doom. #seemsapt

Same here! 17 years in the UK, and 16 in the nhs. Sorry for treating this place like home.

8 year old: What do you do in work dad? Me: I sit in meetings where we argue if mental health is resulting in social issues or social issues are causing mental health issues and who should pay. 8 year old: But I thought you were a doctor dad. Me: I use to be son.

And if that’s not bad enough, here’s proof that EU dogs are taking over our polling stations too! #dogsatpollingstations2019 #eumutts4tacticalvoting

Delighted to be hosting Professor David Taylor today for a talk on Psychopharmacology Update on Depression as part of our SAS doctor development programme Surrey and Borders Partnership NHS Foundation

Our CMO opening the inaugural Trust Spring Trainees Conference Surrey and Borders Partnership NHS Foundation . Packed programme and loads of excellent posters. Congrats to our Leadership & Education Fellow and the Ed Team who put this event together.

And the winners are... congrats to Yasmin, Ana and Adaora for their excellent posters! Surrey and Borders Partnership NHS Foundation

Problem: My teams’ collection of “cheesy holiday fridge magnets” has been suffering from a lack of new additions since lockdown. Solution: Design & 3D Print one! (Credit to my ex work experience student Samuel Samuel Earwicker on the fantastic design work).

YES YES YES. Time for clustering to go?

Can someone please report Dominic Cummings to the DVLA - putting himself, his wife and child and the public at risk by driving 50 miles to “test his eye sight” because it had been playing up! Sounds like a fabulous idea! #DominicCummngs

Can someone please report Dominic Cummings to the DVLA - putting himself, his wife and child and the public at risk by driving 50 miles to “test his eye sight” because it had been playing up! Sounds like a fabulous idea! #DominicCummings

Worthy tribute to late Dr Alastair Forrest, former Head of School of Psychiatry (Kent, Surrey and Sussex), by Dr Martin Schmidt Dr Martin Schmidt, current Head of School. Trainee poster prize now named as the Alastair Forrest Poster Prize! Jeremy Mudunkotuwe Surrey and Borders Partnership NHS Foundation #MedEdu

Anyone else had the Covid jab and noticed that it appeared in their GP record as “Courageous dose concentrate”. Is the Secretary of State for Health commending me on my bravery? Can I put this in my appraisal? 🤣

And once again the family snowman attempt was foiled by a miscreant mutt with a penchant for carrots

Ordered in January but publishing date repeatedly delayed and finally arrived by post today. Hardcopy because I’m old school!

I have created this guide for #HomesforUkraine refugee doctors and medical students in association with Ukrainian Medical Association of the UK and hope it is useful. dropbox.com/s/j3uxbxpc8lqw…