i think we should bring back the OG love island when there was no drinking limit

given the price point of the experts only fest i propose that once the finance bros are lured onto randall’s island we trap them there

the undercover PIP is crazy just fire them no severance pay

if anyone has a ticket for chris lake tonight for like $12 bang my line

what’s stopping the christophers of the world to go by christ

anemic vibes when i stand up too fast and it feels like a popper hit

sex is cool but have u ever been on a jet2 holiday

love island but each person has a different mental illness

prydz absolutely demolished that set at tomorrowland holy shit

youtube really just sneaked 60 second non skippable ads in and no one is doing a single thing about it

“you look happier” thanks i booked a jet2 holiday and saved £50 per person

“liked by Amelie Lens” real

barclay’s center prices are an INjustice and to that i gotta say kaytraNAHda

tusi is the hot dog of drugs and hot dogs are the tusi of meat

sabibi ♫•*¨*•.¸♪ ❤︎ and i will be announcing our verdicts on friday night

someone said men owning teslas is a form of birth control and that’s why the logo looks like an iud

This guy literally dropped the best life advice you’ll ever hear.

just found out clown school has a 2% acceptance rate, congrats some of y’all have an ivy league education

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP