The question: The answer:

Yeah I'll be real that's basically what I assumed it was up to

number of mass shootings in developed countries (2022)

Why can't I go to the website of the company Toyota and order a car. Why must I go to the local Honest Jim's Horseshit Emporium and Haberdashery and waste 3 hours of my time

When I was a college admissions tutor, a lady paid me to assess whether her high school freshman daughter was on track to get into NYU. If so, she wanted to buy a penthouse that was currently on the market near campus for the kid to use in college. That is the median NYU student.

"if I like it, I'll just get it in a different color"

My sister: so how long have you been into trains? My 2yo: 5 years

So all women should have children but also serenely accept that they might be shot at school

Tonight my first grader said “but what is someone else gets hurt because I’ve taken the best hiding spot?” when we talked about active shooter drills and his priority to stay safe.

“I wish I didn't think I was too clever for the religion of my grandmother.” - Russell Brand. Dang.

I don’t think we’re being frank enough- they could have killed this child.

Honestly genius, since men love solving problems and being asked for help But more importantly, a good example of how women can show they like a guy without actually initiating You don’t have to ask him out, you just have to softly show openness

I have been laughing uncontrollably for 20 minutes… Y’all, please watch this

In the latest article about Kamala Harris’ staff turnover in the Washington Post, former staffers complain that she expects her team to be just as prepared as she is, and to be able to explain everything they put in her briefings and schedule.

The fact that Dominique Pelicot allegedly found more than 90 men in his local area who were willing to do this is just bleak beyond words. This is the queue for the defendants to be admitted to court:

Today I asked my kids if they have active shooter drills at their elementary school. My 9 year old said “No, but we have “if a wild animal gets in the school & we have to be quiet” drills.” So much credit to teachers for changing the narrative & trying to minimize the trauma.

NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 When my sister decided her kids were old enough to know what “lockdown drills” were for her son exclaimed, “They told us it was if a tiger got loose!”

non aesthetic things You gotta be supportive like this

This will never not be funny 😂

FABULOUS TRASH Nonconsensual trauma dump is insane.. and I’m using it 😭😭😭