i don’t believe in horoscopes and cancer ♋️ men im sorry

i don’t hate people who don’t like dogs I just feel bad for them :( ure missing out on so much bb🤍

if she’s suddenly punctuating her texts, you sir are in a world of trouble

be kind to urself me: wow i did nothing today me: u deserve better u lazy piece of sh*t

dear fashion can u pls just leave our eyebrows out of this for one goddamn second

but but but what if the upside down phone has something to do with an upside down album that mirrors the songs but darker - stranger things reference? #MidnightsTS 🤡 help #karmatruther #karmaisreal #TaylorSwiftMidnights

one man’s cringe is another man’s crush

officially giving up on my New Years resolutions for 2022, THANKS NOVEMBER (no really, thnx 😅)

Thanks Taylor Swift for spending 7,199 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault). #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/06HL4z0… 🥺🤍

I tweet 28 times in one day and then forget to open the app for 6 months HOW DO U GUYS REMEMBER TO USE TWITTER SHOULD I SET AN ALARM I DONT KNOW

started a sentence with ‘back in my day’ and now my knees hurt what is happening

I forgot about twitter for a few years but remembered today so everything is fine

DAMMIT I FORGOT AGAIN

me: *breathes* Instagram : your account has been suspended for inticing violence

me: having a great day instagram feed: it’s okay to not be okay. me: 😭

me: follows an insta account for cute animal pics sudden post about s*x toys/only fans girls: HELLO CUTIE

is there an evolutionary reason humans love bubbles because 🥹