The best baby age is when they say "baby" when they see another baby as though they themselves are not in fact also a baby.

Friends, please admire the majestic bunny pajamas #minihoom is wearing. 🐰

The Word of the Day 🌿 Pick your champion. (And follow this account for the next selection 😃) A B C D

We are unfortunately experiencing some rather chilly temperatures in the library. We recommend layers if you’re going to visit (and we have blankets at the enquiry desk should you need one).

kind of over it, switzerland, 15th century

The Word of the Day 🤟 Pick the one that tickles your fancy the most. (And follow this account for the next selection 😃) A B C D

eve and the serpent, paris, 15th century

I've been thinking of writing up my own book of normal life horrors like this.

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Buttered Potato!

Potato is learning flyball! When we first tried this using the normal jumps she seemed very reluctant to hop over them, and kept walking with the ball around the jumps. So I made some short and wide jumps just for her, and I'm happy to say that did the trick! Great job Potato!

I’m out exploring the forest today. 🌳#OscarInvestigates 🕵️‍♂️

“During your deposition you need to listen to the question carefully and give a brief answer only to the question that is being asked” - me “How did the accident happen” - opposing counsel “Well you see I’ve been driving vehicles safely since I was 16 years old…” - client

I feel like Twitter is all like "hey Gen X you remember watching Gilligan's Island after school?"

I feel like the real reason lawyers don't get on juries is because we would stab all the other jurors.

Come work with me in beautiful San Marcos! We are hiring an Assistant Director for Collection Strategies at University Libraries Texas State University. jobs.hr.txstate.edu/postings/42194

Come work with me! The Wittliff Collections, University Libraries, at Texas State University is hiring a Copyright Permissions Coordinator. It's a great opportunity to work in licensing in the Austin/San Antonio area. jobs.hr.txstate.edu/postings/43326

Wow, I've been off this app for a while, and everyone said it had gone bad, but my thread is still full of lovely funny people. YOU CAN'T KILL LOVE.

My kid heard about church on TikTok and now wants to go.