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Can’t cure cancer. Brought back alleged Dire Wolves. Okay. Sure.

WATER PRESSURE: It only took 29 years, but Jerry Seinfeld's complaint about government-mandated, low-flow showerheads was finally taken seriously. Trump signed an EO to make showerheads great again.

The Rule of Law is meaningless when the laws are inconsistently and selectively enforced.

excellent work, agent Zegler, return to base

The greatest modern British woman is without a doubt JK Rowling. A heroine to women and girls everywhere.

my coworker told me her favorite movie growing up was the Lego movie (2014) and that she would watch it on the iPad whenever she could and I was like

Actual Nazi Struggling To Stand Out Now That Everyone's A Nazi

“A movie, but without Pedro Pascal.”

Beyond the Trump-Musk fallout? At first impression, it makes no sense that Musk would start firing away at the (admittedly imperfect) budget bill, or escalate to DefCon 1, by tweeting  nonsense about impeachment, the Epstein files, or disengaging his space efforts from the U.S.

a menswear account where i call all of my political opponents slobs and all the people i support immaculately dressed. and then i forget the menswear stuff and just post leftist slop full time. also i never post my own fits

Karl Marx's father didn't like Marxism either. Brutal.

Absolultey hilarious he wore a purple tie for this

I’ve been thinking about how rarely we see middle-class America on television anymore. In the ’90s and early 2000s, shows like Roseanne, King of Queens, and Everybody Loves Raymond centered on everyday families. Talking about grocery budgets, juggling jobs, raising kids. Even

There's nothing "natural" about letting helpless animals die for no reason. You are part of nature. If you want to save them, then nature wants them saved.

When you know there’s something weird about Pedro Pascal but you just can’t prove it yet

1. It gives you a “livestock” vibe 2. From some angles it looks like your nose is leaking snot 3. It screams “I don’t care what society thinks of my appearance” which may sound cool but is often a red flag for a personality disorder

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

The actual greatest podcast of all time - the one that basically invented the genre and set every early podcasting record - was The Ricky Gervais Show.