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A Voyage to the Moon, by Gustave Doré

The libtard doctrine of ensoulment ("you don't get to choose where you are born," hence open-borders communism) is so funny because it's a religious view that makes no sense, since the foundational presuppositions of their worldview don't allow for this implied randomness in the

The serpent that enforces the vows Those who are unfaithful will be bitten and the poison can kill only true loves kiss can save of course only if they choose to forgive

Sincerity is sacred. Beauty is worthy of awe. Life’s vitality and the union of male and female energies toward love, eros, violence, or creation deserve reverence and cultivation. Littering to be punishable by immediate execution. Pistol to head.

JD Vance, I know you're reading this, and you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

We don’t have Black Friday here in Aus but I imagine this is what it’s like

my biggest issue with people calling everything gooner this and gooner that is that coomer was a perfectly good word and much funnier. nobody says coomer anymore.

Can someone spin them

I know that this is very American of me, but the cheeseburger is the perfect food. It’s portable, it’s balanced, it’s easy to make, it’s almost infinitely customizable. When ancient America is remembered in the distant future, may we be remembered for the cheeseburger.

The altar in the primatial cathedral in Toledo,Spain. Only a culture with Christ as both its center and meaning could even imagine such a masterpiece, let alone create it for the ages.

>get tired of people name-dropping Voldemort and the Empire in political discourse >buy a book of Plato's works >look inside >Socrates is name-dropping mythological dieties in discourses related to names and reality

Millennials were obsessed with sex to a degree heretofore unseen. Sex itself, not sex with anyone in particluar. It can be seen in their comedies, movies, and books. Zoomers are responding in opposition to this obsession because they can see the damage it's done

Something happened! Nothing ever happens! Something happened! Nothing ever happens! Something happened! Nothing ever happens! Something happened! Nothing ever happens! Something happened! Nothing ever happens! Something happened! Nothing ever happens!

This might be the happiest day of my life, I'm officially forklift certified.

Descartes after thinking:

It is a disaster for the Church in America to consciously identity itself with admitted criminals who are flagrantly and knowingly violating the law. Are you dispensed from your obligation to attend mass because as a thief or a murderer you fear arrest? Absurd.