get white people on the internet mad enough & they'll start talking like Sasuke Uchiha

luigi don’t be alarmed but there are ugly bitches to ur left AND right

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Luigi did kind of set some unrealistic beauty standards

my lobsters too thick

genuinely the most annoying ED character ever and I’m #serious

HAPPY 29TH BIRTHDAY ELLA PURNELL!!

happy bday to this cutie patootie!

"imagine if you will a world where Albania is the wokest place on the planet"

i imagine death so much it feels more like a memory

The purpose of reading literature is neither to educate nor to console. Its purpose is to provide incontrovertible proof that you are better than other people

Anyways good night

If you haven't noticed already I do not like serbia, turkey and azerbaijan

In Bangladesh, there is a concept called খাবার (“food”) where people খাওন খাই (“eat food”), it is a ancient tradition passed down throughout generations that makes it so people are খিদা লাগে না (“Not hungry”). This tradition is a sacred one that many Westerners do not know exist

you can lock in without deactivating your socials btw

fog I would FUCK that tray of brownies it’s as simple as that

I cannot stand Lena Dunham