Welcome to NUFC Nick Woltemade! #NUFC

🚨⤵️ New update: Nick #Woltemade will sign a contract until 2031 with a salary of up to €8 million gross per year. 🇩🇪

Club record signing Nick Woltemade will sign a 6-year deal and earn around £135k per week at Newcastle United. #NUFC | Florian Plettenberg

indykaila News To all #LFC fans tonight. #nufc

🚨🏁 Announcement of Nick Woltemade to Newcastle in 4-5 minutes! #NUFC 🇩🇪

That rat aint leaving is he 🤮🤢 #NUFC

Fuckin trash performance, Elanga was crap from when he came on. #NUFC

💣 YOANE WISSA STATEMENT 💣 “Over the past few weeks, there has been increased speculation about my future at Brentford Football Club. As a result, I wanted to speak directly and honestly about exactly where things stand. “I have stayed silent for much of the summer, but with

Isak might be better at striking, but Wissa is better at writing statements (and getting promises in writing). My word, these next two days are gonna be wild.

Players downing tools to force a move will NEVER sit well with me. Newcastle player or not.

BTS first day Nick Woltemade 🎥 And his first interview ⤵️

🚨EXCLUSIVE Newcastle have agreed £130m sale of isak to Liverpool.

🚨BREAKING: Newcastle United have agreed £130m deal with Liverpool for Alexander Isak. #NUFC | Luke Edwards

🚗 BREAKING: Yoane Wissa has now arrived at NUFC's training ground after driving up this morning! 🩻 Medical set to begin before striker signs four-year deal 9⃣ He will take the No.9 jersey! 💰 £50m (+5m) package

Sell Willock for 50m and sign a top tier replacement and we might do the treble this season #NUFC

Liverpool have broken the British transfer record twice this summer. Seems like the Coutinho money is still coming in handy... 18+ GambleAware | #LFC

Woltemade or Wissa playing in the attacking midfielder role, no way one is sitting on the bench. That's business done for the day for incomings. #NUFC

Annoyingly, the main takeaway from this Deadline Day is that kicking off is the best way to get what you want as a player, eventually. The ones who behaved the worst won. The one who did it properly didn't.

Absolute criminal, good riddance. #nufc

Crikey. The deputy prime minister of the UK has admitted she doesn’t understand how tax works. I wonder what else she doesn’t understand.