How I expect a single glass of water to perform against the 20 beers I had earlier

send in newsom, send in buttigieg, send in a guy you picked up off the street. i dont even care at this point! all i ask is that you cast these demons to hell.

my tweets only make sense in the context that im drinking half the day

transitioning would have hit immeasurably harder if i started while homestuck was still cool

delivery guy recognized me from my job 😭

liminal

estrogen is awesome because i can now shoot lasers out of my eyes when a man displeases me

impossible edition

real edition

its giving