Never … lol

Greek had no right being that good of a show

I got home from kickboxing at 8:30, and I’m still laying on the floor in my living room. 0 plans of moving

It’s like Amazon knows exactly when I get paid….

Yet I still order and it sits in my closet for “one day it’ll fit”

Meeting friends in a new city by myself today. Let me just say, this is more stressful than dating.

It’s 6:30, I’m out at the bars, and my contacts are already acting a fool. Please send good vibes my way because I WILL end up falling or running into a still object

Update: First person bailed because it’s too cold outside. It’s 46 degrees. Welcome to Austin

a wise woman once said:

The more productive I am throughout the day, means the more I spend on Amazon at the end of the day. Why am I like this 🙃

Waiting for your boyfriend to come home at 1 am just so you can reorganize your whole apartment . ✌🏽

.DJ Pauly D and Vinny Guadagnino were vibin' at the New York Rangers game 😎🎶 (via sienberri/IG)

It’s 5pm and I just realized I haven’t eaten all day. I didn’t notice because I’m hungry, just because someone asked me if I ate. This is normal right?

8am house music is now becoming part of my daily routine and I am just waiting for someone to knock on my door and complain

I have spent the last 30 minutes in bed planning my every move just to avoid getting out of bed before I absolutely have to

The problem with Texas is that there are margaritas everywhere. I have no self control

Not even 8am and we have latte in hand, house music on, afternoon workout class booked and hair has been curled. Who am I today ?

Nothing has motivated me to lose weight more than turning 30

I just saw a drag queen pop eggs out of her butt. Happy Easter y’all

I have now found the live feed of the Depp vs Heard trial. If you need me, don’t- I’m busy .