nazi shit going down in bakersfield

(drinking the beer from Pinocchio that turns you into a donkey) Donkey time baby

Hypothetically Gandalf could of used his firework making skills to create a gun for Frodo

If lord of the rings was set in modern day the fellowship would have matching hoodies instead of cloaks

Just watched a guy on the local Philly news tell the reporter “I saw the explosion pulling out of Wendy’s, got the 4 for 4, shout out to Wendy’s”

I follow this old guy on TikTok who’s whole account is just him bowling and he did what is probably the most tonally perfect tribute to David Lynch

What’s funny is how obvious it is to anyone who’s even read Marx’s Wikipedia page that Trump is intentionally crashing equities to fuel the coming wave of go-private takeovers by his tech billionaire patrons.

The famous Billy Meier photograph famously used in The X-Files ‘I Want To Believe’ poster

yeah that’s about what I expected him to look like

The graveyard shift at McDonald's was once branded the NIGHTHAWKS - some lucky crew members even got this sweet satin jacket (1988)

sorrow washed over me as my most uncharismatic coworker told me he’s trying to be a streamer

Gunga Ginga Guy (2013)

If it’s not on tubi it sucks don’t watch it

Knights of the Old Republic has a part where you go to Bakersfield for Jedi training

i'm sorry the local news rules

R.I.P. Ozzy youtu.be/1drQj-rGsfg?si…

If i was celebrity i would get a tiny body guard so I look humongous