And don’t even think about inviting me over, if your toilet is in the bathroom

Apparently nobody knows how a natural fat butt looks when it ain’t shots to keep it perky

I feel like people need to start going outside more. This is a real ass.

Yall couldnt dare vote on who im finna fw tomorrow then the day after lmfaooooo ?! This ain’t sims bitch no wonder why yall like that damn show so much 😆

the stage of heartbreak when you want to vent to everyone who has an ear is so funny, eish🤣🤣🤣😭😭

5M on a wedding is crazy but I’ll let yall know what i think about this once o reach that tax bracket

*me watching with my flat ass 🧍🏽‍♀️* I’m sick of this grandpa! 💔😭

When the truth finally comes out and you were right about everything:

just keep swimming 🌊

I love a man who wants to see me every chance he gets. I love a man who plan dates & just tell me to get ready. I love a man who buy me flowers without asking. I love a man who loves me like I'm the air he breathes Keep the nonchalant, non planners far away from me.

me looking at someone i used to like

A broke bitch is not the same as a broke nigga. She’ll work her lil job, get cute on budget, go out, & even be generous when possible. A broke nigga is a mean, angry, miserable, stankin leech.

Never sleep with a woman when she's on her period,never do that.

Have some bad news for you brother

Don’t ever give a nigga the benefit. Just doubt.

I love how every style we grew up with comin back in a way! Yall remember getting twisties on the side?! Lmao

I be tryin to tell em but they don’t listen 🤣🤣

my therapist said “people who struggle with anxiety & depression can't remember a lot, bc they're too busy focusing on how to get through each moment so they don t actually experience what is happening to them, causing them to not form the memory they were supposed to” felt that.

doesn’t this happen to all of them tho cause they’re eating like nothing while they’re there. i remember someone talking ab this last season

I need this once in life