Rosie & Jim have arrived upon the River Seine representing team GB at the flag ceremony at the #Olympics #Paris2024

Solidarity with Emily Carver over EU-regulated bottle caps. Surprisingly tricky.

Coming up next #OpeningCeremony

entire timeline is French people going "yay I thought this was going to be terrible but how amazing is this! look at us!" and non-French people going "what the fuck"

why is the piano on fire???

Brendan Cox: "Nigel Farage is nothing better than a Tommy Robinson in a suit." #r4today

I trust the shadow Home Secretary James Cleverly🇬🇧 & shadow Lord Chancellor, Edward Argar, will swiftly disassociate their party from this deeply irresponsible statement from the Conservative Police & Crime Commissioner for Hampshire & the Isle of Wight, Donna Jones🤦🏻‍♂️

Far from appealing for calm, the statement by Hampshire PCC Donna Jones attempting to justify the criminality we have seen across the UK this week is divisive, inflammatory and grossly irresponsible. Her position is clearly untenable.

I'm deeply concerned to learn Hampshire's Police & Crime Commissioner believes the rioters vandalising our streets and attacking mosques are motivated by "the need to uphold British values." These extreme views make her totally unsuitable to hold this position of responsibility

If Robert Jenrick supports Trump, then he also supports this. There’s no third way. Either you’re for this or you’re against it.

The scenes in Rotherham aren’t a protest, they aren’t even a far right riot, they are an ongoing attempt to murder the men, women & children inside by burning them alive. The stench of these days will hang around those who incited and justified it for the rest of their lives.

This is a joke, right? #resign

If you want a warning for what’s coming to America this fall, look what Elon’s algorithm is doing in England. He has allowed violent instigators back on this platform, and actively boosted their reach. I’m very concerned for what is coming for us, and I don’t know how to stop it.

Does anyone know who this is?

I have literally no idea who these people are.

Alexa, show me the tweets of a sore loser

Can afford the cost of a judicial review of government policy, but can’t afford a 20% uplift in school fees. 🤔🤔

Exactly! Those poor millionaires living in Spain really struggle during the winter months and it’ll be even worse without their winter fuel payment.

I better go superviral for this...

Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?