adam & eve

How to sack a quarterback in the NFL....wait nvm.

when you come home smelling like another dog

FUCKIN CHRISTMAS INNIT

Bird box challenge: Dog edition

I miss back when I was younger when I would smell cotton candy and get so excited. Now the only time i smell cotton candy is when a douchey vape-lord cruises by me on his longboard and blows smoke in my face on campus

Today is Not a day to remember a terrible time in history. Today we renew our promise to never let it happen again. Racism needs to be fought every day. 6 mill Jews were murdered bc some chose to look the other way. We must always take a side. #HolocaustRemembranceDay

The @BenShapiro SOTUrita 2 parts kosher margarita mix 1 part alcohol 3 ice cubes 1 part facts and logic 0 parts feelings Blend to taste. Enjoy Responsibly.

Due to gravitational time dilation, harambe lives forever within the event horizon ...and within our hearts.

Hey! I'm a game developer currently working on a Youtube channel called #mixandjam! The idea is to experiment with game development and try to recreate features from other games! I would love for everyone to check it out <3

"He's heating up!"

Happy Mother's Day, Moms!

Seems a bit excessive to me.

My toadstool coral bloomed!

UFC Dream Week Sweepstakes ufc.com/dreamweek

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

38 yr old DC going to war with 30 yr old JUICED prime Jones. DC hate never made sense to me DC is way too under appreciated all time.