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Kris Lord Jokes on them, because I actually hate fun and people, so this was a perfect day out.

Hmm, just blocked people on *both* sides of an irritating argument that came up on my timeline. Both talking nonsense. Felt good.

Sunglasses curse: the afflicted character finds all pairs of sunglasses have the lens about 3mm too close together for the size and shape of their head. Glasses appear normal when removed or when worn by all other players. This curse is permanent.

Celebrating the homebrew that actually came out OK. Now to get a tad more consistent with it…

Ryan Shirlow Squeezing two tiny, beautiful hummingbirds until their skulls burst

I still have two parts to cast to complete my spooky audio drama The Automatic Leprechaun - I’m looking for boys aged 12 - 18 ideally with a *Northern Irish accent* - you can listen to the draft intro and 1st scene here, or contact me to find out more : dropbox.com/s/9lm8tgc08nxm…

boy I’d pay £8 a month for the old twitter back

For those of you in the Other Place I have now opened an account with the same username Ryan Shirlow

A spooky Christmas treat: In 1996 a group of Presbyterian schoolboys were taken on a field trip into the Mourne Mountains. High on sugar and lack of sleep they fell one by one to a strange obsession with the wild landscape & their forbidden irish roots ryanshirlow.bandcamp.com/track/the-auto…

Love this. Ryan Shirlow's 'Automatic Leprechaun' story is one of my favourite-ever Fortean Times features, and he's turned it into an ace audio drama! How he and his friends developed mass hysteria on a school trip, unable to stop staying the phrase 'automatic leprechaun'...

Ace new digital single from Ryan Shirlow and friends. Keep an eye out for something from Ryan on Fenny Compton later this year ryanshirlow.bandcamp.com/album/the-road…

It’s here, with thanks to Chris Chris Porsz and Martin Orr for the ace sleeve: ryanshirlow.bandcamp.com/album/the-road…