My cranium has a weird little tiny flat spot on the top side of it that is perfect for resting against airplane walls and falling asleep. Counting my blessings today 🙏

HAPPY BIRZDAY VARNAH. ZIS DAY, VE ARE VEMINDED EXISTENCE IZ A CRUEL JOKE YET ALSO A TENDER EMBRACE. ZE SUN RISES, NOT BECOZ IT LOVES US, BUT BECOZ IT CANNOT HELP ITSELF. SO EAT ZE CAKE, DRINK ZE WINE, UND STARE INTO ZE ABYSS — BUT DO NOT FORGET TO SMILE BACK AT IT. HAPPY BIRZDAY

I really really liked the new Shane Black movie Play Dirty! It’s way better than its 46% Rotten Tomatoes score. It’s stupid & ridiculous & violent & dumb & there’s cool explosions & i kind of loved it. Ii rycommend it. Sincerely, Ryan

Omg I wish I coulda seen his reaction when he got checkmated so fast 😂

The Coens and Safdies should do a brother swap or a brother exchange program. Not sure if it will make the movies better but they could probably use the companionship.

Did you know there are 52 Mondays a year?

the song of the winter just dropped

Pray for J! 🙏 🤡