I don’t want 8K TVs and self driving cars. I want a 4 day work week and rent control.

Campaigning against student loan forgiveness because you paid yours off feels a bit like campaigning against cancer research because your dad died before they found a cure.

@woodwarddotCA They think "what would I do if I had a billion dollars" and forget to ask "what would I have to do to get a billion dollars".

It looks like the next pandemic is righteousness. Buckle up.

If the Qanon folks are looking for the sadistic baby eating cult members they should probably look into the group using phrases like “domestic supply of infants”

I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

Elon’s mistake is that he thinks he was spawned to transform our civilization, but actually he’s just a histrionic narcissist. 🤷‍♂️

Twitter in Alberta the next two weeks. #LetsGoOilers #Flames

“We didn’t ban planes. We secured the cockpit.” So what’s she’s saying is that we made it impossible for anyone but highly trained professionals to have access to the instrument that the terrorists used to kill thousands. Got it. Smart plan. Now do AR-15s.

"French is much easier to learn that English" French:

So let me understand how the term is now being defined: #Woke means any sentiment that suggests we should treat others w/basic human dignity even when they are different from us. Have I got that right?

“If you have a truck with balls hanging from it, and your truck wasn’t born with balls, and you put the balls on an elective process, you have a trans truck. Congratulations”

You’re saying the quiet part loud Jim.

Almost a decade and half after I started my professional teaching career, I finally have a portfolio of profesh photos I love. It makes a difference to use a photographer who does Black skin tones well. Thanks Ryan Parker!

Well hello there. It's a whole new 2023 me. Thank you Parker

Woke is a weird way to spell empathetic.

How do we tell her that posting this on Twitter is passive aggressive…

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