I love when someone takes my CC number over the phone and let’s me pause between numbers without saying “ok” or “mmhmm”. Real ones

Is there a better rivalry in hockey right now than the Knights/Sharks?

BREAKING: NFL fines George Kittle for this unnecessary hit on Baker Mayfield

San Jose Sharks Solid Sunday 👏

I’m gonna tell my kid this was Marilyn Manson.

Gonna tell my kids this is god

Watching this Minnesota Vikings game in OT. Rooting for them because Nick Swardson

Wow, then a bomb downfield. My last tweet was good luck. You’re welcome, Nick Swardson. Game over.

today sucks

I’m so bored that I’m actually watching the videos I took at concerts I’ve been to

wow i missed hockey

The San Francisco 49ers lost the super bowl and the world went to shit. Time to start turning things around Sunday 🤝

Finally. It’s Tuesday. The day we’ve all been waiting for. Oh wait. Fuck. The Bachelorette got moved to Thursday this week :(

I just got home and my landscaper was like “yo, your dog got out, I put her back into the gate”. I was like “oh shit” and walked into my backyard to get her... this mf locked up someone else’s dog in my backyard 😂

The year is 1999. You walk into the cafeteria, pull out your Game Boy and begin playing Pokémon Yellow: Special Pikachu Edition. Across the table, your friends are trading Pokémon cards. You're going to see Pokémon: The First Movie on Saturday. Life is good. #PokemonDay

First day living in our new house - my dog sneaks out and RUNS INTO A FUCKING NEIGHBORS HOUSE. My neighbor was taking a nap, had her back door open and woke up to the sound of my dog eating her cat’s food

Charizard is the real winner tonight.

You guys ever get super random ads on Instagram now and think “damn, I wish Apple didn’t respect my privacy this much”?

Seeing a lot of cancellation emails for Ascended Heroes Pokemon Center ETB Preorder Waves 1 and 2 Many only bought on the first wave - just 1 order. Still canceled without explanation. We'll update this post with relevant news and alert for any other Ascended Heroes drops /

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