big “let’s put on a show to save the rec center” energy going on and I don’t hate it

I’m so glad that likes aren’t public anymore, because I have liked some of the CORNIEST, pro-Kamala tweets in the past 24 hours

It me (the headache one)

never leaving this site

me, an hour ago: I don’t care about the Paris Olympics me, now: I want to move to France and have an affair

“The Paris Olympics are so weird.” The only memory I have of the 2002 Winter Olympics are of giant dinosaurs, VOICED BY DONNY & MARIE, introducing the Parade of Nations

Joe Scarborough is mad that Shapiro wasn’t the VP pick, which is how you know she made the right choice

Text from my conservative, Republican, Mormon, anti-Trump mother in the family chat:

social media manager

We don't talk about the fact that we're in the Golden Age of Cheese. You're just minutes away from buying a maple jalapeño cheddar or a mango chutney jack from your local grocery store. Meanwhile, our ancestors considered anything a "good cheese" if it didn't poison them.

The moral of 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' is never apply for a new job

I used to run @dictionarycom's social media, and almost got fired for tweeting this.

Gotta hurry & watch Agatha All Along the SECOND it comes out before you nasty little gremlins spoil it

all these young straight men who say they feel isolated and outcast so they want to burn it all down??? Queer people often grow up feeling similarly and we don’t fucking ruin it for everyone else - we create and forge our own communities of shared interests and acceptance.

and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october

i need to speak with whoever put halloween, daylight savings, and the election all in the same week i feel like im losing my mind and time isn’t real

Might be time to accept that people are more energised by hate than hope.

If I hear one more person say "breath, drink water, the sun will rise tomorrow," I’m gonna punch a wall

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