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@ryankresse

Beyond me there be dragons. Why there be dragons beyond me is beyond me.

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calendar_today21-11-2008 14:44:39

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Bob Roll: This is going to ruin the tour. Phil Liggett: Which tour? Bob Roll: The Tour de France! Phil Liggett: I’m not big on memes, Bob.

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By the way, the idea that Nancy Pelosi has takes on Biden’s age is both galling and laughable. Y’all old. Grow the hell up.

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“Is that best practices?” “Maybe, but hear me out … we could be interesting.” “Nah, sounds stupid. Nobody wants interesting.”

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When I was a kid, my dad and I would stay up late - late for me, anyway - and we’d watch MASH, The Bob Newhart Show and Barney Miller. I loved ‘em all, but Bob was my favorite. The elevator never got him. RIP to one of the GOATs.

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During my time in the Army Reserve, I learned a couple of things. The most important was “do not fuck with sergeants major.” They’re smarter, wilier and more determined than most of us will ever be.

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Hundreds Of Beavers (Hundreds of Beavers Movie) is an unholy synthesis of Eraserhead-era Lynch, Terry Gilliam, Wile E. Coyote, FW Murnau, Buster Keaton and an all-night cortex-shredding cheese dream, and is the funniest and most original movie you’ve seen since Airplane came out.

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Doorman fallacy. I'm not saying you want the people serving at McDonald's to be latter-day Peter Ustinovs, but a bit of chat can be nice.

Doorman fallacy.

I'm not saying you want the people serving at McDonald's to be latter-day Peter Ustinovs, but a bit of chat can be nice.
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The wait is over! Today we launched our #VoterVirginity campaign to get new and lapsed voters prepared for the big moment. Visit votervirginity.com to learn more. #VoterVirginity

The wait is over! Today we launched our #VoterVirginity campaign to get new and lapsed voters prepared for the big moment.

Visit votervirginity.com to learn more. #VoterVirginity
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The best ads create longing, yearning, desire. They can be funny, insightful, puzzling, playful, fun. Above all they should entertain us. The best ads make us ache.