Bob Roll: This is going to ruin the tour. Phil Liggett: Which tour? Bob Roll: The Tour de France! Phil Liggett: I’m not big on memes, Bob.

By the way, the idea that Nancy Pelosi has takes on Biden’s age is both galling and laughable. Y’all old. Grow the hell up.

Guys, I forgot, sorry, but Skid Row goes so hard.

“Is that best practices?” “Maybe, but hear me out … we could be interesting.” “Nah, sounds stupid. Nobody wants interesting.”

When I was a kid, my dad and I would stay up late - late for me, anyway - and we’d watch MASH, The Bob Newhart Show and Barney Miller. I loved ‘em all, but Bob was my favorite. The elevator never got him. RIP to one of the GOATs.

Let’s hope we’ve reached peak grifter.

Flail fast, flail often

Speed climbing … I do not understand how they do it. That’s a wall, and they just go up it.

During my time in the Army Reserve, I learned a couple of things. The most important was “do not fuck with sergeants major.” They’re smarter, wilier and more determined than most of us will ever be.

Johnny Clegg made the best kind of trouble.

please we cannot let this guy back into the conversation under any circumstances

Hundreds Of Beavers (Hundreds of Beavers Movie) is an unholy synthesis of Eraserhead-era Lynch, Terry Gilliam, Wile E. Coyote, FW Murnau, Buster Keaton and an all-night cortex-shredding cheese dream, and is the funniest and most original movie you’ve seen since Airplane came out.

Doorman fallacy. I'm not saying you want the people serving at McDonald's to be latter-day Peter Ustinovs, but a bit of chat can be nice.

Be kind to people. You never know what bullshit the algorithm is serving them up.

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Tom Waits is America’s greatest songwriter. It’s not even close.

So. Much. This.

The best ads create longing, yearning, desire. They can be funny, insightful, puzzling, playful, fun. Above all they should entertain us. The best ads make us ache.

The very human urge to yell at an entire thread because they’re all wrong.