You only forget until you remember. I think.

*camera cuts to random male funeral attendee in the last row* *random man leans over to the stranger next to him* MAN: Who's funeral is this anyway? *stranger realizes that the man is Stan Lee disguised as a delivery man at his own funeral* *Avengers 4 release date is announced*

Tattoos make it hard to go into witness protection. Face tattoos make it harder.

We made a thing. Check it out, have some fun with it, and #ReleaseTheReport Shout out to everyone SS+K who made this come together so quickly. mymadmuellerreport.com/#.XLpNYLAq2ak.…

My favorite temperature is cozy.

Tyrion: Bran has the best story, he deserves the throne. Bran, alone in his chambers: #GOTFinale

A glass of your wettest wine, please. Shaken, not stirred.

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Should you wash your hands right now?

Public service announcement: If you want little extra reminders throughout the day to keep your five-fingered friends clean, follow Time To Wash Hands and sign up for tweet notifications.

Soap is not food. Soap is for your hands. Not sure why I have to say this. #TimeToWashHands

Zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom I want you in my room Let’s spend the night together From now until forever Zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom

Why aren’t people who go to church called Steeple People?

Week 10: Finally brave enough to watch Contagion only to find out I’ve already experienced all the spoilers.

#lastnormalphoto

My plans 2020

Ruth Steak’s Chris House

Was “nightmare” coined by someone equinophobic? Just some hay for thought.

Push notifications from HQ Trivia are the reason I have trust issues

It didn’t feel quite right, so I left.