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in 1984 i was hospitalized for new yorker rejection

The original Alien is timeless because it could happen to anyone

when the sayingslop is profound-themed >>>>

thanks to the feds for taking care of the very dangerous threat to my safety, mango with tajín

Here’s the deal, moots get to push back and/or criticize my takes, strangers get to interact politely, but if some rando wants to come at me guns blazing I’m just gonna block you. Idgaf I’m not gonna argue with assholes.

Absolute giant. RIP.

Terence Stamp died?

The Naked Gun title card is giving A Table For Fortune

tickets ACQUIRED

NW

you got a new reader Osita Nwanevu

RIP terence stamp ❤️ the collector (1965)

Type shit

Can’t talk. Gotta podcast.

you people are so tiring. there’s plenty of good stuff to read. go find it.

chopped sounds like something it might be good to be, and snatched potentially bad. and yet, the opposite is indeed the case. Hi, I’m infamous close reader Paul de Man, and this…is Allegories of Reading

i love to read fictional novels by important literary men, such as sal rooney, otis moshfegh, ruben leilani, and elio batuman