I’m always saying this

Jerry Seinfeld calling his girlfriend up from the minors, 1997

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Conservatives declared cultural victory Wednesday after Cracker Barrel restored its classic brand name following widespread backlash.

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It just got real. Tune into Fox TV's The Floor with Rob Lowe this season to see me tangle with 99 other contestants! What a cool and fun experience!

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Me, as I’m checking out with this bad boy on the My Nintendo Store in a few weeks:

What a crazy past few days for Discord: Young Nepalese protesters used it to vote for their next Prime Minister. And The Kirk shooter used it to brag to his incel friends. Wild duality there.

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Vegeta didn't turn super saiyan until 33. It's not over for you unc keep grinding

You’d be amazed with how many conservatives are into kinky stuff like this. But nah. It’s “leftism” …. 🥴

Coming this fall on FOX: After touching a Tylenol-laced door handle, Detective Smith develops a gift with numbers and an obsession with trains. Now, he brings order to chaos — one case, one calculation, one track at a time. This is ‘Over The Counter Justice

I hope my parlay hits

travis kelce nodding along as taylor reads lyrics to him, trying desperately to remember if “mahogany” is the one where you only date one person at a time or the one where you don’t respect women

Clearly you’re not familiar with his game: