Ryan Gorcey (@ryangorcey) 's Twitter Profile
Ryan Gorcey

@ryangorcey

Recovering sportswriter. @Cal alumnus. Comic and Star Wars nerd in cowboy boots. He/him/his

ID: 269373244

linkhttps://www.ryangorcey.com calendar_today20-03-2011 17:00:06

150,150K Tweet

4,4K Takipçi

2,2K Takip Edilen

Ryan Gorcey (@ryangorcey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I can't help but notice that Cal Football and Nike's new look for the Bears looks a whole heck of a lot like a uni concept I designed back in *checks file date* oh, 2009. Common sense is common sense. This is what #Cal should have looked like all along. ryangorcey.com/graphic-design…

I can't help but notice that <a href="/CalFootball/">Cal Football</a> and <a href="/Nike/">Nike</a>'s new look for the Bears looks a whole heck of a lot like a uni concept I designed back in *checks file date* oh, 2009. Common sense is common sense. This is what #Cal should have looked like all along. ryangorcey.com/graphic-design…
Ryan Gorcey (@ryangorcey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Americans’ biggest gripe with soccer is that there’s not enough scoring. Americans’ biggest gripe with hockey is that the puck is too small. #TeamHandball solves both of those and adds basketball. How is this sport not huge in the US? #Paris2024 #Olympics

Ryan Gorcey (@ryangorcey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Hot” is not an adequate descriptor for the weather right now. It is FUCKFUCKITYBOILINGFUCKBROILINGFUCKINGTONBAWLSHOT. It is {[(Boob Sweat + Ball Sweat) x Ass Sweat] + 87} x ♾️ + 1. Whoever says “climate change isn’t real,” gets hit in the nuts repeatedly with a wiffle ball bat

Ryan Gorcey (@ryangorcey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As soon as the broadcast crew said the thing about Freddie not being able to leg out something on the ground, I told my wife, “I’ve heard that before,” and called Gibson. Next pitch? Yeah. What an opening act. #WorldSeries #dodgers #PorElToro

Cobra Commander (@cobracommander) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Remember, no one really votes for policies, they vote for personalities and promises. Because that’s the American way! And that’s why you’re so easy to control.

Remember, no one really votes for policies, they vote for personalities and promises. Because that’s the American way! And that’s why you’re so easy to control.
Ryan Gorcey (@ryangorcey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Oi, #CalTwitter, I know it’s been a while, but who else is joining the party at the LA Bowl today? Adam Mohammed Propagandist? Rob Hwang? #FitCheck #GameDayFit featuring a *ahem* vintage Cal Baseball jersey and a Nate Longshore Cal Football student store special

Oi, #CalTwitter, I know it’s been a while, but who else is joining the party at the <a href="/LABowlGame/">LA Bowl</a> today? <a href="/AGuyNamedNam/">Adam Mohammed Propagandist</a>? <a href="/rob11hwang/">Rob Hwang</a>? #FitCheck #GameDayFit featuring a *ahem* vintage <a href="/CalBaseball/">Cal Baseball</a> jersey and a Nate Longshore  <a href="/CalFootball/">Cal Football</a> student store special
Andrew Weinstein (@weinsteinlaw) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just a reminder that the money being spent on Trump’s ego parade could feed every single homeless veteran in America for more than four months.

Michael Eisner (@michael_eisner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Where has all the leadership gone?  If not for university presidents, law firm managing partners, and corporate chief executives standing up against bullies, who then will step up for the first amendment?  The “suspending indefinitely” of Jimmy Kimmel immediately after the

Ryan Gorcey (@ryangorcey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The one day I’m going to a game where you guys are at the park, and they keep you in a cage. Give P a Xanax and an emotional support bourbon and set up shop in the LFP.

Ryan Gorcey (@ryangorcey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I am now aware that yesterday was Penguin Awareness Day, a fact of which I was previously unaware. Just thought you should all be aware.