I can't help but notice that Cal Football and Nike's new look for the Bears looks a whole heck of a lot like a uni concept I designed back in *checks file date* oh, 2009. Common sense is common sense. This is what #Cal should have looked like all along. ryangorcey.com/graphic-design…

Americans’ biggest gripe with soccer is that there’s not enough scoring. Americans’ biggest gripe with hockey is that the puck is too small. #TeamHandball solves both of those and adds basketball. How is this sport not huge in the US? #Paris2024 #Olympics

“Hot” is not an adequate descriptor for the weather right now. It is FUCKFUCKITYBOILINGFUCKBROILINGFUCKINGTONBAWLSHOT. It is {[(Boob Sweat + Ball Sweat) x Ass Sweat] + 87} x ♾️ + 1. Whoever says “climate change isn’t real,” gets hit in the nuts repeatedly with a wiffle ball bat

As soon as the broadcast crew said the thing about Freddie not being able to leg out something on the ground, I told my wife, “I’ve heard that before,” and called Gibson. Next pitch? Yeah. What an opening act. #WorldSeries #dodgers #PorElToro

This is what the stat heads call “sub-optimal”

My dog and my wife just high-fived. It’s that kind of inning. #letsgododgers

I high-fived my dog, hugged my wife, and finally exhaled. Lo ganaron por El Toro. #Dodgers

How is no one using the headline “Mis-JUDGEd: How the Yanks Lost the Series on One Play”

Remember, no one really votes for policies, they vote for personalities and promises. Because that’s the American way! And that’s why you’re so easy to control.

#GoBears Forever. Legendary. #BigGame

Oi, #CalTwitter, I know it’s been a while, but who else is joining the party at the LA Bowl today? Adam Mohammed Propagandist? Rob Hwang? #FitCheck #GameDayFit featuring a *ahem* vintage Cal Baseball jersey and a Nate Longshore Cal Football student store special

And to think, I went 8 years without drinking during #Cal games. What a fool I was. Wooooooooooo!

Just a reminder that the money being spent on Trump’s ego parade could feed every single homeless veteran in America for more than four months.

Where has all the leadership gone?  If not for university presidents, law firm managing partners, and corporate chief executives standing up against bullies, who then will step up for the first amendment?  The “suspending indefinitely” of Jimmy Kimmel immediately after the

The one day I’m going to a game where you guys are at the park, and they keep you in a cage. Give P a Xanax and an emotional support bourbon and set up shop in the LFP.

Hey #CalTwitter, too soon? Adam Mohammed Propagandist Avinash Kunnath

I am now aware that yesterday was Penguin Awareness Day, a fact of which I was previously unaware. Just thought you should all be aware.