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BREAKING: The Saudi-led takeover of Newcastle United has been completed, the Premier League have confirmed.

Yesssssssss. We can dare to hope again 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🙋🏼‍♂️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ #NUFC

I hope Bruce gets United job

Eddie howe’s black and white army

TRANSFER CONFIRMED! 💙💙💙 21 year old Robert Owen Bagley has joined the blues on a 1 year deal. The inverted winger is an exciting prospect and knows where the net is if asked upon. Bagley may be called up on tomorrow night due to injuries. However he isn’t shy of a challenge.

Sick to be greenwood this morning eh

🤝 A warm welcome for Bruno Guimarães! ⚫️⚪️

BACK-TO-BACK WINS FOR THE MAGPIES! 🙌

5 STAR PERFORMANCE AND A FIVE NIL WIN against our biggest rivals RAKE DISTRICT. thomas houghton wonder goal topped of our Professional performance. The chemistry between this team is like no other in the world. MOM goes to @Andrew_Bulman99 with an outstanding hatrick!

100 followers WOW. To celebrate we will be giving away a T shirt signed by all of the squad. Not only that but you will able to meet the lads before the game next week. To be in with a chance of this all you need to do is like this post. Winner drew on Tuesday 16th. Good luck💙

Tonight a dedicated Ryan gray takes the armband against a 3rd place inform Haven FC. With Butty being out from a calf injury and Houghton being under the thumb. The blues look to add on to what has been so far an outstanding season with their 100% track record.

Well what can I say. That’s up there with the best games you can play in. Emotion. Heat. Grittiness. It had it all. Fried Reus looked rusty but still come from behind twice to make it 4-3 with a last minute winner from Bagley. Another win and that’s what’s important. UTB💙

GET INNNNN!!!! 😍😍

“Dad, how good was Lionel Messi apart from the stats?” x.com/LasCintasTC/st…

Great start to 2023 with a 2-1 victory in the league against Wigton Harriers F.C with a last min winner from Jay Weatherill ⚽️! Robbie Bagley with the earlier goal, superb performance from Reuben Butterworth on debut 👏 but MOM was Ryan gray 🅰️🅰️. #3pts #fergietime #Upthegossy

WE'RE GOING TO WEMBLEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Great first pre season game for the lads tonight with a 7-0 victory against Bootle A.F.C. Good to see some new and old faces on the pitch 🔵 Goals Ryan gray Robbie Bagley Jack Denwood Samwordy Rhys Singleton Dan Mcgaz & the postman Best of luck Bootle A.F.C for the season