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@ryanfmandelbaum

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Neil, there is a logic flaw in your little aphorism that seems quite telling. Since you and I are part of the Universe, then we would also be indifferent and uncaring. Perhaps you forgot, Neil, that we are not superior to the Universe but merely a fraction of it. Nice day, indeed

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actual email i just received: URGENT: Your flight schedule has changed. Please log into your account to review your new flight and accept changes. Not confirming this change may disrupt your travel plans. Previous Flight: Dep 9:00AM/Arr 11:17AM New Flight: Dep 9:00AM/Arr 11:15AM

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the problem i'm having with twitter isn't that it's bad (even though it is) it's that once i turned 30 i magically stopped caring about posting and then my posting muscles atrophied and now i don't know how to make good posts anymore

the problem i'm having with twitter isn't that it's bad (even though it is) it's that once i turned 30 i magically stopped caring about posting and then my posting muscles atrophied and now i don't know how to make good posts anymore