Good thing Trump didn’t willfully hand over the entirety of our country’s operating system to Elon and his…oops.

Those kids on Love Island USA have no idea Trump and Elon broke up.

“DO YOU WORK IN TECH”

Missing her tonight.

“U up?” -trump late night texting Elon

Elon Musk is filtering money into Love Island USA to swing the voting to get Huda and Nic off. #LoveIslandUSA

I like when Drake does his tough face.

Hey, Angeleno here, can we get back to talking about Trump and Epstein and how his big beautiful bill should not pass instead of the political theater he’s wanting right now that’s having real life effects on our community?

Well, he got us to stop talking about him and Elon

Trump has to see Oh, Mary next.

lol you guys bringing up “political theatre”

America just radicalized Huda #LoveIsandUSA

The only thing that could make The Valley darker is if Huda picked Jax up from “rehab.”

Our own country rage baits us

If i send you this text me back

Orange County isn’t a show about a female friend group. It’s a show about trying to stay employed on the show. #RHOC

A bravo show where we help bravolebrities train and get a real job in carpentry or IT. (I think i would feel better about watching the shows if i knew they had a trade to fall back on)

Looking out for the little guy. Always! Oh, wait

Scrolling Twitter at night

BREAKING:Kendra Licari has been named the new Bachelorette