I’m going to teach the world what propreantepenultimate means, even if it’s the fifth to last thing I ever do.

If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to rape them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?

do not ask for whom the dow jones

possible mandela effect here but did the sun used to have sunglasses

surprised this button from NYT cooking hasn't caught on as a meme yet

Jersey Turnpike would make a beautiful name for a baby girl

i saw someone use ai;dr earlier in response to a post and i think we need to make this a more widely-used abbreviation

women in GLAM (Galleries, Libraries, Archives and Museums)

Blow up both Kelly/Lincoln Drive and return it to nature

starting a consulting business where i just tell businesses that no one actually wants ai integration please stop

let Amber Glenn’s performance today remind you that after every diva down, there’s a diva up.

alysa liu's idgafism is unlike anything i have ever seen

You can just say the word “Philadelphia” and feel so loved on this app

today is the only day you can tweet this

another storm is going to shatter me emotionally btw but it's whatever

When the official NBC New York account posts a pic of the weather with the caption "Wish we were kidding." You know we're fucked.

what if just once it blizzarded and flooded on like any day other than saturday into sunday

Tate Mcrae’s boyfriend was the one who scored the game winning goal against Canada? CANADA DOWN LMAOOOO

When the NJ Gov account is being serious, you know we are about to get hard.

Soon