Sometimes it’s just sittin right ya know?

Who’s gonna take it out

Nothing at work fills me with fiery rage like 2x2 gauze not being stocked in the rooms

Send Fat cock Friday submissions to my dms

Cut the cameras

Why is it always sex sex sex don’t y’all ever just wanna be edged?? Sometimes I just wanna play with it 🥲

Why some of their drag got worse 💀

All these girls reposting their cast mates and one of em only gassing herself up and it’s exactly who I’d suspect 🤭

Erika #RHOBH 🔥

Happy Sunday ☀️

I missed hump day but let’s pretend

Patient just told me in prison you could buy a boy for a pack of cigs but I “could charge at least a carton” 😟

Masculinity is whatever but I am only interested in bottoming, so why would I seek out a relationship (or even a hookup tbh) with someone that I know right off the bat I can’t even pretend to satisfy completely?? Strict tops hmu 😘

I’m sick of yall interpreting “bulge” as “pull your underwear over your full throbbing boner” That is not your bulge.

Me after a drop of alcohol

I literally prefer that you do. no offense but I don’t plan on dating someone that I’ll eventually just have to bump our holes together??

The Pope is a social liberal from the United States, Catholics for trump are quaking