'Up he pops...like an unflushable deposit.'
'Epic incompetence, epic entitlement...or epic narcissism?'

＠mrjamesob points out the irony of Boris Johnson forgetting his photo ID, when he introduced the voter ID legislation as PM.

What a shitty headline for James Wilson here. He’s still a top footballer, he has just had injury issues. He will find a club and he can be proud of his career. It’s elitist journalism.

The lad will always be loved and welcome at the Vale. #pvfc ⬛️🟨⬜️

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When James Wilson is fit and firing he's an absolute joy to watch. It's just a shame that injuries continue to hinder his career and because of that, he won't get the opportunity to carry us back into L1 again. 🥲 Keep battling, Willo! 🤍

Gutted for Clarke and Cheltenham. It’s still an amazing job he did, considering the shape they were in. I still think firing him was the wrong thing but his personal life took precedence and it is football at the end of the day. Looking forward to Moore’s summer. #pvfc #ctfc

Message in the sky over Vale Park from some of our neighbours 🙄 #pvfc Port Vale FC

Think the music is far better than the game is likely to be All the Young Ryan Dooley

#Forever is 2 years old! Filmed at the famous Port Vale FC it marked the new era of #Alltheyoung . What’s your favourite track from Tales of Grandeur?!

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#wearealltheyoung

In 2004, Steven Seagal released a dancehall song called 'Strut' in which he sings in a fake Jamaican accent and his first line is 'me wan da poonani.'

It's 2042 as I celebrate my 2nd quadruple with Stockport (C)ounty on FM24 Mobile as well as a treble a few years back. Pure scenes, haha. 🏆🏆🏆🏆 Out of Context Football Manager Football Manager ⚽️

Tory government researcher charged with spying for China

(In case you were wondering why Sunak was giving a surprise news conference on Rwanda)

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The Firm (1988)

Going to have to watch this again as haven't seen in about 20 years. Can remember how brilliant Gary Oldman was in it. How do you rate this film?

We want to wish Port Vale FC legend Louis Dodds a very happy retirement next week! He scores screamers and he sings them too. Especially when wearing his #Alltheyoung t shirt. What a guy. All the best buddy. 👏 #superlouisdodds ⬛️🟨⬜️ #pvfc #hanleytowj #htfc Hanley Town Football Club 🇺🇦

Feeling quite upbeat tbf. Lessons need to be learned by the higher ups and if they are sticking around, this could be a blessing. What won’t help is the fan base getting double nasty. League 2 is always fun cos we’re the big fish. Watch out Poo Alex. All Vale. ⬛️🟨⬜️ 😉 #pvfc

I love the smell of relegation in the morning… #PVFC

Scooby Doo telling Shaggy there's a Ghost behind him

Xpansions: Move Your Body (Elevation)
(TOTP 1991)

Group formed in 1990 which included house/dance producer Phil Drummond, often cited as a pioneer of dance music. Released on the Optimism label, the single climbed into the UK Top 10, peaking at #7. In 1995 it was re-issued by…

Praying for all the girl Dads and husbands today on the release of Taylor Swift new album. They’re going to tell us it’s better than The Beatles (or even the Bee Gees) and many other of our heroes. Just smile and nod and know that my inbox is always open.

Stay strong guys. 🙏

4 English clubs out of Europe in 2 days. At least those #FACup replays won’t hold them back next year, ay. They can all swivel. 🥱😂

Just wanna thank the kind folks at LiveScore for letting me know the Vale score just now. Almost put the damn thing on the TV! Phew! #pvfc

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