wow Actually HBO Max what did you DO to HBO ?? woof. wiff.

are there ANY ice cream trucks that don't look creepy af?

hi my name is ryan and i had my first bite of taco bell before 11 am CT this morning

Prince Batman soundtrack for 89¢ Val's halla Records

i don't think they would have ever done this, but can you imagine if steely dan had written a christmas song (or album)?! shiiiid

idk who needs to hear this, but please don't EVER come up to a DJ in the middle of a set and ask if you can look through their crate to pick a song😐

you may not always be playing with a full deck, but hopefully you can rely on your friends to help you keep it together and play the game

there is nothing more underwhelming in a place of public transit than a pret a manger

my bed is a ship and i am sinking it

who's trying to add this amazing clap machine to their collection? one of the coolest pieces of vintage gear i've come across reverb.com/item/68995711-…

lol people who put apple product stickers on their car

man humphrey bogarts breath must have been so rank

is there a better show to build ikea furniture to than x-files?

3 tweets for the price of 1: 1) death is no joke but trying to find yer way out of a greek cemetery is hilarious 2) what the fuck is the song "the lion sleeps tonight" even about?? 3) i do be farting tho.

i ust feel like we don't need to hear takin' care of business anymore

been working as marketing director for this company the last 8 months and we just published this super nerdy case study on spinal surgery insurance claims - it's pretty amazing actually... check it ouuuuttt 🤓✌️

member back in the day you would participate in a focus group for like pop tarts and get paid $50? this is actually a super useful tool #insurance claims people and attorneys can use to test the veracity of their case before going to trial. no pop tarts tho :(

not sure about yall, but safer drivers on the road sounds like a pretty fucking good idea...