If you post a pic of me on my deathbed to social media, there won’t be enough sage, palo santo, or bible verses to keep me from whooping your ass every night you close your eyes for bed.

An exact depiction of how mushrooms make me feel 😂

i wanna be sexy and fabulous my whole life

Shes doing the pose we did as kids when your mom makes you try on the outfit she got you for Christmas 😭

SI BAD BUNNY NO ES MÍO, QUE SEA DE GABRIELA

Every time I meet a cool old lady I think “so I simply must get more eccentric…”

w the ex on valentines weekend yupppp #latinogang

A beard can change a man’s entire life

it’s about to be a very latino summer. you’ve been warned

people who get sad and weird on valentine's day lowkey be ruining the vibe like sorry you knew you were single yesterday omfg

You literally just have to get really good at continuing.

I will never forget what Lisa Raye Mom said about Nicole Murphy

i hate when people take my isolation negatively like i'm just chilling fr

When I'm out with friends and the sudden feeling of not belonging hits

I just want her to get rid of this bbl man. It’s clearly too heavy and she can’t manage 😭

it be funny when men forget they fucking wit a puerto rican, babe this is for life idk what u got going on

i still think about u

Spike Lee courtside at the All-Star Game wearing Palestine flag

not getting getting invited invited and not going