⠀ 𒍦 ❛ 𝗧𝗼𝘆𝘀? 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻‘𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼𝘆𝘀 . . ˊˎ- ᅠ ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳ an indie portrayal of kuki sanban from kids next door. ➴҉ ᅠ -ˏˋ . . 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝙍𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙂𝙀! ❜ 𒍧 ⠀

⠀ ❝Yeah . . 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙚 quiet . . !❞

⠀ ❝Giving you a huuuuuug, sillies~! Haven’t you ever had one before?!❞ [Giggles the clueless operative, continuing to love on her foes. Lenny’s acceptance of the gesture only extends her antics, wearing only the happiest of smiles.]

⠀ ❝Of course, silly! It’s one more than two quiet~.❞

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ dang, does 3am really bring out the most sadness in me. i’m gonna get some sleep before it grows. g’night. <3

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ right in front of her ☹️

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ i̶ s̶h̶i̶p̶ i̶t̶.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ YESSSSSSS.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ i’m a complete whore when it comes to ships :3

⠀ [After about an hour or so of hiding out in her bedroom, Numbuh 3 skips down the hall and into the kitchen, halting her mission to fetch a bowl of Rainbow Munchies the second she spots the teenager.] ❝. . . Hiiiiii, Chaaaaad~!❞

⠀ ❝Silly?! That’s no way to talk in front of my Rainbow Monkey!❞ [The agent frowns, holding the beloved plushie close to her chest.]

⠀ ❝Becauuuuuse! Lenny here 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙨 my hugs, so I thought you guys would, too!❞ [Kuki accidentally sells one of the brainwashed siblings out, sleeve giving the top of his helmet affectionate strokes.]

⠀ ❝Of course he can! Look at the size of his ears! They’re so biiiiiig and fluuuuuuffy! Kind of like Dumbo’s~!❞ [She spins in a circle, sleeves holding up the multicolored primate with pride and utmost adoration.]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ urrrggghhh why am i struggling to rp again

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ this is why i hate taking breaks 💔💔

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ pleeeaaase don’t let this verse die just ‘cause my dumb ass isn’t able to write. 🙏🏻

⠀ ❝Come oooooon, Numbuh Fouuuuur!❞

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