maisie is a witch confirmed bc how else could you explain her taking this photo of both her hands using no hands other than witchcraft 🤧🤧

well yes

yall let me flop

not letting her out until maisie gives us the title and track list of mp3 sorry grandma

this little boy loves ice cream

me after i drink coffee from dunkin on an empty stomach

what am i gonna do when my bridal shower is over and i’m not constantly on the knot looking to see who bought me presents like that app is in my rotation i go from here to tiktok to insta to the knot and back to here. i’m gonna be so lost

literally tweeting to the void right now can anyone hear me

need to go outside and connect with the world but rotting on the couch instead

i hate this man

me (a rat) emerging from my cave (the sewer) every time maisie mentions mp3

season 5 of gossip girl is the worst and longest to watch we got fucking prince louis AND charlie/ivy dickens at the same time it’s torture

twinhood for breakfast as usual 🙂‍↕️

maisie talking about only owning 1 bra i feel so so seen as a fellow no boobie girlie because propaganda i’ll never fall for is a fucking bra 🙂‍↕️

jeremiah looks like he wets the bed still at his big age

i have not watched a single second of the summer i turned pretty ever but god do i fucking hate jeremiah with every fiber of my being every bone in my body

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” well i hope it’s shitty in the black dog

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” well i was told to go to rep room and had the biggest smile on my face bc it was about to be the best night of my life and then the pittsburgh police handcuffed me im in tears

i want chocolate milk but my milk is expired why is my life so hard