A book for you. @billjanovitz

I can't say for certain that Volkswagen, Panasonic, etc, are turning down Oklahoma because Tulsa got rid of its downtown Arby's, but there's certainly correlation. My quality of life decreased dramatically when the Roast Beef left downtown.

amen

They’re so fucking emboldened

If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.” Twitter do your thing 🙏

Yo boss, I have an idea. 1. Write a bill addressing this concern 2. Negotiate with your colleagues until you find common ground on specifics 3. Vote on the bill in both chambers 4. If the bill passes, send it to the President

She’s on my concert wishlist

Yeah it’s a problem dumbass

The sequel will be even better than the original. Think T2.

Yo bruh, you were soft on the Defense Department again

Big win for trans people in Oklahoma. Oklahoma's AG has signed a non-enforcement agreement pending the motion for a preliminary injunction on SB613, the anti-trans medical ban in Oklahoma. For now, this prevents the law from taking effect.

BREAKING: Late last night, a judge ruled that Harrison County Schools can bar our client, a trans girl, from attending her high school graduation unless she wears boy’s clothes - socks, dress shoes, pants, a button down shirt and tie.

Just so we are clear

Ray Price, Willie and Merle are now on. 🥰

Looking for the box of ac adapters, speaker cables, ac adapters, extension cords, power strips, & ac adapters…while high

I’m a writer. I live with other writers and artists. I know we have 500 ink pens in this house, and I can’t find one.

Every Christian who works in a public-facing business and refuses to serve people because of their gender, identity, race, etc … is *literally* telling them that despite being good enough for Christ to die for … they aren’t good enough to be served by that Christian.

“Your student loan billing statement is now available…” is the worst email

The story you crafted is very real here in OK. It’s a helluvah fine song.