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Being told you can't tie your tubes because you are unmarried and you might meet a man who wants children.

personally i think "john [name of thing]" is the funniest bit of all time

Life is awesome Touring with Enter Shikari this November alongside Holding Absence Touring with Enter Shikari Enter Shikari

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Mayor Zohran Mamdani has introduced a fresh mandate that all Europeans arrive early to the ENTER SHIKARI shows and watch the The Callous Daoboys

“you raise your voice, i erase your voice” is about as succinct of a description of a fascist government as i could possibly write, and i’m a professional writer

we are so cooked. the kids are romanticizing being a middle class person in their 20's like it's an unattainable horizon

i love talkative cats. yeah twin meow meow

It’s just really embarrassing living in a country that’s more outraged about someone singing in Spanish for 15 mins than the fact our country is ran by actual p3d0philes 🥴

My son just brought his report card home and said that before we read it we should keep in mind that the DOW is up 50 thousand.

Yes - you do use an ID to vote in Congress.. With: * A free ID paid for by the government. * That they make sure you have received. * In a voter roll you are automatically on and not purged from when eligible. * With processes to manage your vote if you forget /lose your

made a LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.TXT.vbs necklace

> be nerds > look into persona (used by discord) > kyc (know your customer) service > used for age verification > search on internet (shodan) > find weird server > image 1 > openai-watchlistdb.withpersona > openai-watchlistdb-testing.withpersona > lolwtf > look inside > supposed

Kamil (๑ت๑)ﾉ🛩 i love my country. its my patriotic duty as an american to share news on american stuff which may infringe on the rights of my fellow americans

nobody in 1975 needed a budget app, a financial coach, and a side hustle to afford a two bedroom apartment. this isn’t a personal finance problem. it’s a wage theft problem.

Just managed to crash explorer.exe so hard that it was still broken after signing out and back in. Hell yeah