“You’re a big sports guy, right? Has to be awesome to have Vikings, Wolves and Wild all playing right now!” Me:

Every Minnesotan. perennially.

Hello Mr. Director. I’m a loser Wild fan but I’m hoping you can return our Northstar jersey to us. Dallas doesn’t wear them and it’s probably the best sweater in sports. Please make jerseys great again.

Wild part 2 coming in hot

I wish I had one of these at work so I didn’t have to go home. I could drive so much shareholder value

“Are you sure we have to give you Ohtani?” “Look, that’s a lotta home runs. Some pitching too. Big league.”

Wow. I didn’t realize DirectTV or Xfinity existed until this tweet

The mainstream media will try to blow smoke up your ass this election cycle. Go here for the unfiltered truth 👇

Couldn’t disagree more. Frey is a socialist. He just takes a little longer than Fateh to get there. Also, Fateh wins if the other two outspoken socialists aren’t on the ballot.

After the 100th Borat gif

Just want to flag this young and talented account like the guy who noticed Ohtani in 2012.

He can’t comprehend something we all understood years ago. Pablo, for recent clues, look at the new Dem AG who talked about killing his political opponent’s kids. Or the guy with the Nazi tattoo in Maine.

We’ll destroy taxes on gambling once and for all when Comfortably Smug gets properly sponsored

Sorry kid, I gotta eat!

When my bookie tells me my new MACtion parlay payout.

Radical liberals can’t admit both are very wrong. Embarrassingly biased.

She condemned that a year and a half ago, linked below. Most reasonable people oppose violent crime AND men competing in women’s sports. And you still haven’t answered an easy question, should men be allowed to compete in women’s sports? x.com/riley_gaines_/…

Gaines works hard to keep men out of women’s locker rooms and sports. An unfortunate job because cowards like Pablo won’t stick up for women. Meanwhile, Pablo:

There is NOBODY doing it like Minnesota with youth sports and playing for your town.