#ELDENRING 破茧

on da puter :3

“I asked chatgpt” yeah well I asked the gay people in my phone and they said you’re a bitch ass loser

This sounds so dumb but I have one book on my shelf that’s such an ugly highlighter yellow color and I can’t find a version that’s not that way and it just sticks out like glow stick and it makes me so mad lol

Finally warming up again on the north east…

Just over one month of 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 🌕 tag a friend who needs to hear this song

New Holy Fawn 🖤

This is my monthly “I hate New England drivers with a burning passion” tweet because what do you mean you’re gonna ride my ass when we are going 25mph over and there are two open lanes next to you like please go kick rocks.

You know they didn’t hire a real AMV creator or else they would have added this moment right at “wake me up”

All the Asmongold dick suckers in the comments defending a grown ass man who had a bloody wall that he would wipe his gums on and literally bugs on him and can’t swallow water without gagging. Weird hill to die on

GM my little bats 🦇

Lost my debit card at the airport and someone is having a field day with my money on DoorDash smh fuck you

This morning I ate breakfast, took my medication, brushed my teeth and then immediately threw up. Completely ruined the first three steps of my morning routine smh

I need it I need it I need it

Sleep deprived and crying to the new Ethel Cain single this morning oh my god

white guys when dat Mr. Brightside start playing

This loser still hasn’t been able to play Nightreign yet! Everyone point and laugh! 🫵🏻 (But please don’t because I’ll cry I’ve just been very busy 🥲)

We are so fucking back

Turning Red made me ball my eyes out stfu it is so good