At my funeral take the bouquet off my casket & throw it in the crowd to see who next

Women: can we have access to affordable birth control? Men: NO Women: can we have access to safe abortions? Men: absolutely NOT Women: okay can you wear a condom? Men: ... it doesn’t feel as good :/

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They are deleting this from peoples pages. Women need help so please share this. Screen shot it and post it on everything and retweet the fuck out of it.

I let hunter use my debit card to get Taco Bell and he spent 46 CENTS lmao he coulda scraped that out from my cup holder in my car

Lol y’all old but y’all not old old like this

Ladies, DON’T stop speaking up. Gents, DON’T stop defending your sisters. If you are upset, be upset. Now is the time to be outraged.

Maintenance at The Heights does this thing where they come the second I get out of the shower lmao never fails every time

“Your boobs are out” I have limited good boob years left my guy before gravity wears these bitches down & I have to dress like Mother Theresa, so until then pls enjoy my nipples as accessories

Had a busy day yesterday so I didn’t post, but it’s been a great 365 days with my love🥰

Maybe it’s good that I work all summer because I look gross in a bathing suit anyway

Twitter unlocked my old Twitter, but took away all of my followers lmao I’m pissed that’s literally the only reason I wanted it back

Instead of watching the popular stuff on Netflix, I watch the weird stuff that nobody else watches 🤪