Who did this???

Ksenia Karelina: US-Russian Ballerina jailed for 12 years in Russia after donating £40 to Ukrainian charity. Seems that Putin is refilling his supply of hostages. There should be an outright ban on Westerners travelling to Russia. apple.news/As6OIV4qOQKmuk…

It's not my X anniversary. I've never joined a site called X. It's my Twitter anniversary. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Today I wrote a post about my close friend Valerii's best friend being KIA. No one saw it. Why? Because I wrote that this beautiful 34-year old, a man with hope and dreams, was 'm***ered by russia'. I didn't censor that word, and Twitter classified my post as 'hate speech'.

This video of Donald Trump singing “It wasn’t me” is now TRENDING. Can we get #ItWasntMe trending to the top?

Brilliant.

Extraordinary scoop from Dave Burke mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

A brief 🧵 about Brexit denialism currently suffocating the country. 1/19 As a psychologist, I am all too aware that, when faced with emotionally challenging issues and threats, facing them can be very scary and the temptation is to avoid. Can entire nations act similarly? Yes.

No option but to crawl off a train... Tanni Grey-Thompson explains her recent experience on an London North Eastern Railway service #KayBurley SS

In a new Weekend Essay, Ted Chiang argues that artificial intelligence can’t make real art. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/-UQFZr

Jesus Christ watch this and share it everywhere, finally a journalist just *saying* it

Meanwhile in Springfield

This is the 3rd assassination if you count the debate.

There are chocolate Hobnobs in the Fridge, and my son, 11, has just announced he's given up all food with sugar in it. What the HELL am I supposed to do now?

Wifely Directions Can you pick it up from that restaurant? Which restaurant? You know the one. Uh...? It's not far from the other one. ...the other one? Yes, you know, the one on the right. The one on... which road? The road near the junction! Which- Oh FFS I'll get it myself.

#DonaldTrump HAS DEMENTIA “Jungles in Viet Nam. A swift & swipp & you know that sweeping, it was swift like nobody’s ever seen anything happen, victory in Desert Storm…that was a quick one”

"Marcellus Williams’s execution was a tragedy — hopefully the last of its kind" (TheHillOpinion) trib.al/4H7a0nP

Robert Jenrick This is one of the most astonishing videos I have ever seen posted by a Conservative MP, let alone a candidate for the leadership. Most of it is twaddle, a series of promises of change that leaving the ECHR will do nothing to take forward.

Deceased 😭 “He (JD Vance) will be remembered for that final exchange about, ‘Did Trump lose the election?’ and he doesn’t answer. His technique is to not answer. It makes him the very first vice presidential candidate in history who doesn’t know who won the last presidential

Twitter used to be my go-to app for breaking news. Since Melon, it isn't any more. Schools are being closed early, sandbags are being laid, and emergency SMSs have been sent. Yet Twitter's Latest only shows posts from 2 days ago, reporting on receding water and lack of clean up.