Sometimes the internet can be a wonderful place and will answer your request to dub a butthole song over a bunch of buttholes. Thank you bschwitty you’re a dang pro

There's a part of me that thinks this is a PR stunt to: 1. Avoid further destroying his re-election bid by shouting & overtly dogwhistling during the upcoming debates. 2. "Recover" quickly & without issue to solidify the idea with his base that COVID is no worse than the Flu. 😐

This one hurts... for so many reasons.

I #PUSHEDTHEBUTTON. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TOO? pushparty.app

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

breaking news: country self-proclaimed as ”world leader in fighting terrorism” leads world in creating terrorists

YES MARC REBILLET

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

What’s this pic, Mike? Oh it’s the contractors, school instructors & students who have earned their GED’s and are now training to be contractors with 80 other young folk in Ga. How did u do that Mike? Met wit the Governor N sat on da Mayors Transition team. 😉 Work beats Tweets

What’s that Mike? It’s a marijuana strain I co own with My Rap Partner. We partner with #Cookies owned by my guy Berner a Mexican American Rapper and Biz Mogul. We are making sure the folks most affected by AmeriKKKa’s evil drug war have a place in the biz space. Work > Tweets

#dogecoin #DogecoinToTheMoon

Pretty sure Robinhood isn't giving us wallets just to avoid the humongous losses they'll incur due to the inevitable mass exodus of #dogecoin holders...#DOGE #dogearmy

Hope you enjoyed the Pizza Mr. Tate Make sure to order the taste of revenge here: jerryspizza.ro

absolutely NOT s/o the people in the crowd standing still and nodding their head because I know y’all are LISTENING listening

Sweater Weather, but make it tech house: dropbox.com/s/gkssbi3lq9iv…

Here’s the entire video clip from The Voice UK in 2019 when Tom Jones and Jennifer Hudson battled on “It’s a Man’s World.” Olly Murs goaded them into it and this is tremendous. Again, Tom Jones must be protected at all costs.

I WANT TO PAY YOUR NEXT CAR PAYMENT! 🤑 My new experiment. How it works: 1) Comment what car you drive and your monthly payment 2) Like, RT this tweet and follow me! Car Dealership Guy 3) I'll pick one random person and payoff their next car payment :) GO!

It doesn't seem possible to be well-informed and a marginally happy adult these days...everyday feels like where the sidewalk ends...😑

svenfn-g-englar Peace at 40,000 feet.