drunk actions are sober thoughts. why are you arresting me over thoughts

silicon valley dude: yeah I had a non-profit but we couldn’t turn a profit in that space

bath and burgerworks

*looking at my homie, sniffling*…. bro …. looks like I’m allergic to Real Ones…. 😛

Knife sharpening is great but I just don’t have the stones for it

it’s a portmanteau of breakfast and lunch, babe

can’t believe they’re still doing Formula 1 during the shortage