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No I don’t want a snack I want to devour it all.

‘til is a contraction of until, till is where you keep the cash, all chaps are inherently assless, otherwise they’d just be pants

You can’t see red flags through rose coloured glasses but you can always see them in hindsight.

This is the one day of the year I don’t mind y’all talking about your meat.

She's not the kind of beautiful that makes people stare She's the kind of beautiful that makes people stay The kind that grows on you like a song you didn’t like at first until one day, it becomes your favorite thing ⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖⋆

Has anybody seen my index finger?

It's A Wonderful Life Sentence #AmericaInASongOrMovie

Same shit different year.

her fingers ache with the memories of when his hand held hers

It’s wasteful to be an uneaten delicious thing.

I'm so glad I live in the USA. It was getting sketchy for a while there but we're coming back strong. Happy 4th of July!🐾🇺🇲

Family size bag of Doritos: Serving size 9 servings per container Me: Challenge accepted

is there a hotdog eating contest with this lag??

Yeah well maybe it hurts my feelings when you don’t like my tweets *runs upstairs*

Hope everyone had a good 4th! I had a good one even though I was sober lol. Surrounded by drinking but still made it through the day. Gotta say, I'm mentally drained, but I'm proud of myself.

Wherever there is injustice, there will be resistance, because people seek dignity, freedom, and fairness.

sunday is for sinning c'mere 🖤