Unintentional progressive, good start to the week ☺️

Results from sunday's xc 😃

Picking up a tiny piece of paper off the carpet would probably only take me one second... But for some reason I'd rather vacuum over it 100 times, at different angles...

If I fail to pay the charge for using the Blackwall Tunnel within 14 days it gets doubled automatically.

Biggest session done last night for yonks

I think people should take responsibility for the things they say but you didn't hear that from me

Well, it's nearly the end of the year. No point in trying to become a good person this late in the game...

Biggest session for yonks

My neighbours are getting really stressed out because I keep indulging my window fetish. I feel their pane....

I was at the bus stop this morning sitting next to a girl. She sat there shivering. I said, "You want my coat don't you?" "Yes." she replied. I said, "Have a look in River Island, that's where I got mine from"

Two policemen knocked on my door last night. They said, "We've been getting complaints." "You should start doing a better job then." I replied

I have made the team for national xc relays 😊 didn't think I would this year

Paint me shocked 🙄

More hillage was very much appreciated said no-one ever, another tough session banked 😁

Glorious weather so made the most of it 😊