Corporate life requires an ass-licking skillset I simply wasn’t born with.

This was last month

people flexing their lack of empathy is so corny sorry

Dear Burger King What the fuck is wrong with you?

Government owning the means of production…I think I studied that in school….what was it called again?

i love abortions and trans people and immigrants and birth control and gay people and having fun and being kind

How do I test if my dog is deaf or just doesn't care

Nigga of the Day

You guys talk about adoption like it’s getting a puppy or buying a coat - these are real vulnerable children with complicated lives and futures who need someone who can consider this to adopt them? Not just any person with fertility issues?

el hecho de que todavía me gusten los hombres es una prueba de que la sexualidad no es una elección

“Billionaires and millionaires will leave if you tax them” is a myth invented by billionaires and millionaires so you won’t tax them.

What happens when they deport everyone and realize this was never the problem?

estoy en la edad en la que entiendo perfectamente por qué britney spears se volvió pelona y loca

at the end of the day, fuck you bitch

How come men don’t like celebrating birthdays? Is it because they’re afraid their feelings will be hurt if they have expectations and people don’t meet them, or are birthdays actually just bothersome

I realized I accidentally memorized all the company’s cards information including the different billing info….. why must I be a good and honest person

I don’t think people realize how insane it is that the government sent this random guy to a torture prison in El Salvador, admitted they fucked up, fired the guy who admitted they fucked up, and now rather than just drop it they’re sending him to Uganda.

Over two years later and I’m still shy with my husband