Every choice you make determines a different outcome. Me Monday morning:

The chokehold Dynamite had on us in Highschool 👀

There is shoving in basketball, not punching. If you’re triggered that easily, *punching someone for shoving during a hustle play* you shouldn’t be playing the game

Bruh… Only in ND

Can somebody tell me if I pack-a-punch?

Do y’all ever type dad into the Facebook search bar?

One thing with all this Selena & HB drama is I didn’t realize how famous Selena was & how not famous HB is.

Not with those delivery fees

In 2016, Pharrell Williams visited an N.Y.U. music production class to critique student songs. After he listened to a song called “Alaska” by a student named Maggie Rogers, he explained why “I have zero, zero, zero notes for that:”

Anyone else have an emergency car drink that floats around under the seats somewhere? Mines blue PowerAde

All hell woulda broke loose on social media if this was a women’s game. 😴

I’m not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.

“I’m over overthinking it” Has 3 different meanings When you think about it 4.

Normalizing communicating instead of acting weird

I need to find my lunatics 🌙🌕🌜

The youngest sibling is elite

For the longest time I let photos collect dust in my camera roll,, waiting for the perfect time. No such thing, post it now. Idgaf if I’m annoying, my photos are good.

X for no

Has anyone else not be using Twitter as much since they took away the lil bird?

I read this thing that said, “Honesty without kindness is brutality” & “Kindness without honesty is manipulation”