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Commas are free.

He was right

He was right I argued with him, but he was right

Just a quick reminder that this is a modern age and we have more channels than you can count Nobody has to watch anything they don't want to

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If BeBop and Rocksteady were human

Just discovered a new way to send mixed signals

There have been so many thinkpieces on why modern film mixes still require closed captions but the real answer is "not enough actors are Nic Cage"

Baby VMAs are lit

I know we all love an underdog story, but the Crips and Bloods might not have ever come to power if Daniel LaRusso hadn’t broken the back of Southern California’s evil karate gangs.

Perhaps the greatest perk of societal decline is that nobody can judge us for day-drinking

When your car is broken but you're really horny

Replay Assist is a fucking op

The more forbidden their love, the stronger it is

Where did the lies all begin? Where was the false narrative born? What single conspiracy broke the spirit of America? That's easy: air fryers.

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