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Violets are blue

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If you’re a pensioner who happens to take magic mushrooms, I want to hear from you [email protected]

Took a 93 three year lady to the polling station, registered blind. In a very loud voice, she said, 'Which box for the masked ULEZ enforcers?' Everyone cheered.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I’m an ardent unionist who has little politically in common with Kate Forbes.

But her faith shouldn’t matter in our increasingly pluralistic society. What we’re seeing is SNP’s identity-first politics letting Scotland down.

Latest i newspaper column inews.co.uk/opinion/ardent…

A broad range of views here

Big (and important) read for i newspaper, as people around the UK fear what the Government’s plans to reform disability benefits will mean for them.

w/ Sarah Raza

Thank you to everyone who reached out for your time & willingness to share your stories🙏🏼

inews.co.uk/news/pip-disab…

Incredible that the Garrick managed to maintain this secret rule that none of its members knew about until the Guardian reported on it

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Salt Bae in 2089

A sexless marriage is not OK inews.co.uk/opinion/a-sexl…

Good piece from Isabel Hardman

‘You can't force yourself to be mentally well enough to work - I tried’ inews.co.uk/opinion/cant-f…

Well worth revisiting this column by Sebastian Payne today after unexpected poll boost for Tories ahead of Thursday elections inews.co.uk/opinion/only-t…

Vital balance in a debate that seems to be going only one way

My baptismy waptismy

This week's column at the i:

Why it matters that I can still call Harvey Weinstein a rapist

inews.co.uk/opinion/harvey…

Opinion I You can’t force yourself to be mentally well enough to work – I tried

🖋️ Isabel Hardman trib.al/6gwVDf9

Plotters vs Sunak: the final round

i newspaper 👇

inews.co.uk/opinion/inside…