Steph Curry gunna be suckin’ all the toes in France tonight. #OlympicGames #Paris2024 #NBA

I understand this, but also; being in a relationship doesn’t entitle you to sex. If you’re not turning her on, or shes just not in the mood, then you’re not fuckin’. Thats all there is to it. If one party doesn’t consent, it’s not called sex anymore…

The boat cop jumped on the boat while going 69 mph

Had a conversation with my mom about racism and abortion. Now I am become white, the colonizer of worlds.

Edibles + driving = dangerous but keepin’ it casual

Bout to get that 30 rack of Chick-fil-A nuggets

Got lost inside the mall for like 3 hours but at least they had Dunkin’ so im overwhelmed and over caffeinated zooming thru the food court

A woman with a watch? No thanks. I can tell my own time.

Would’ve gotten food at a place named BoxLunch…turns out it’s a merch store.

“This my baby D’mure”

Question #1. What brand of gun do you put in your mouth after you bust a nut and become re-sad about your life?

They say a picture is worth a thousand words but this picture can be summed up in four…”Talk to the hand.”

I could go the rest of my life without hearing “Okane Kasegu” again and id be just fine.

Guyagra - makes your gay butthole hard

Neutragyna - daily ‘gyna cleanser

If each time I peed was a movie, the first pee of the day would be called “Have to Piss” but the second pee of the day, the sequel, that would be called “Have 2 Piss”.

Dick not small, its snub-nosed.

You think theres any more cans of Jimmy Hoffa tuna floating around?

A gay parody of the movie Inside Man called Inside Men.